Odor absorbers & air fresheners


The official sport of office odor. Odor ID your co-workers.

How does your office smell?  Most likely, like old socks and musty plants. Odors in the office are truly becoming a sport.  The official sport of office odor. Everyday you come into your office area faced with “whats that smell” and you get good at it and then you master it.  

Start off  easy with  the smells in your office. Can you ID  the smell or odor? Start to know which smells have to do with the time of day.  Start in the morning, when you come in ,  ask yourself, does it smell like brewing coffee or like a damp musty cave?

At lunch does it smell like a half eaten lean cuisine from the micro wave or gym sweat wafting at you from your co worker who went out for a workout and didn’t shower.  When you get up to go for the late afternoon 7th inning stretch, does it smell more like a closed up mine shaft or cabin, where the air is getting stale, still and smelly?  If so, you are playing the latest sport in America.  “What that odor” The official sport of  office odor.

Add in  the office refrigerator crammed with old left over lunches long forgotten,  or your boss who has an old plant that has gnats and smells like an old ladies house. The bathroom smells that follow people out of the restroom, you got it, your now ready to play.  Odor ID your co-workers.

The people  in your office all come as their own contestants ready for you to “name that odor”: 

Here they come, close your eyes: Is it  the breath mint boss, the perfumed hotty, the dude that brings his dog to work or the chick who wears the odor of her cat whom she sleeps with.  The delivery guy that has that diesel trail, or the accountant that smells like old paper and a hair piece sprayed with cheap hair spray. The investor with the expensive after shave, or  the sales pro with the BO problem. The admin who moth balls all her clothes and can’t smell it, or the marketing web guy who is a chain smoker.  I bet you have one of each at your office.

So sit back and enjoy the sport and when you want it to make it stop, here’s a tip: get creative and make a tower of Odor absorbers, all those odors will be quickly gone and the odor absorbed .  Your office will feel odor free and you can breath again and stop playing game.  But more important right now, the games on… What odor are you ?

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